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Lima beans sit in your stomach and grow.
Green peas will make your pee green--did you know?
Meatballs make stripes when they roll down your shirt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it:
My desser-it.
That's all I'm having today.

I think potatoes are gross when they sprout.
Plus, they have eyes, which is grossing me out.
Plus, I heard vegetables all grow in dirt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it:
My desser-it.
That's all I'm having today.

(solo--hold up lighters)

Chickens get mad if you steal from the coop.
They might come after you, all in a group.
Then, if they pecked you, it might really hurt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it:
My desser-it.
That's all I'm having today.

Only dessert! Only dessert!
That's all I'll eat--I don't care what you say.
I prefer it:
My desser-it.
That's all I'm having today.

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from Professor Gum's Bug Juice Tonic, released January 11, 2013

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Professor Gum Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Professor Gum is the song-writing alter ego of Montgomery Kane, a fingerstyle guitarist and dad from Pittsburgh, PA. His first collection of songs sets up shop in the territory somewhere in between 'Puff, The Magic Dragon' and 'Poisoning Pigeons In The Park.' ... more

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