Professor Gum's Bug Juice Tonic

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A song extolling the virtues of the Professor's delicious, patent-pending, all-natural beverage, made entirely from bugs.

lyrics

BUG JUICE is what you need
BUG JUICE is guaranteed
to help you to succeed
yes, BUG JUICE has many uses

cures every known disease
with a natural taste that's sure to please
ask for it freshly squeezed:
BUG JUICE.
(Yes, Bug Juice!)

BUG JUICE will never fail you
it's sure to cure what ails you
now with ten percent more snail goo,
BUG JUICE has many uses

keeps your eyesight twenty-twenty,
improves you physically and ment'lly
our motto is, 'we squish 'em gently'
BUG JUICEtm.
(Yes, Bug Juice!)

it's available in bottles, it's available in kegs
and when you drink it, you should drink it to the dregs
it provides you with immunity to pimples, flu, and plagues
and just one glass supplies your daily dose of legs

**EPIC KAZOO SOLO**

BUG JUICE has been perfected
those who doubt it must stand corrected
they'll wonder, "why the heck did
I not take this as directed?"

cleans and deodorizes
it's a steal no matter what the price is
and mostly made of flies is
BUG JUICE.
(Yes, Bug Juice!)

BUG JUICE is what you need
BUG JUICE is guaranteed
to help you to succeed
yes, BUG JUICE has many uses

cures every known disease
with a natural taste that's sure to please
ask for it freshly squeezed:
BUG JUICEtm.

credits

from Professor Gum's Bug Juice Tonic, released January 11, 2013
Written, performed, and engineered by Monty Kane.

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Professor Gum Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Professor Gum is the song-writing alter ego of Montgomery Kane, a fingerstyle guitarist and dad from Pittsburgh, PA. His first collection of songs sets up shop in the territory somewhere in between 'Puff, The Magic Dragon' and 'Poisoning Pigeons In The Park.' ... more

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